When John Ask

When John Ask

John went to the first grade and the first time a teacher asks:
Children , who knows what ‘s become a man ?
No one ? Well , ask the parents and tell them tomorrow .
Hurry John house caught mom cleans potatoes door is asked:
Mom, of which he became a man ?
Furious cooking , Mom said,
Here, from this – and pointed to the potatoes.
John quickly take a potato and put it in his pocket.
The next day at school the teacher asks :
Children , who knows the answer to yesterday’s question?
John first raised his hand and the teacher asked him :

**
Teacher says :
John , yesterday you were still in school?
Grandma is sick.
Every time absence
from school , you’re a sick grandmother . I do not believe so.
Are teachers, and we suspect that Grandma plays !

**
John mom asks :
Mom , is not your dad bought that dress?
No, my son, and, that I am waiting for your dad , Nor you would not have had.
**
John a teacher asks :
John , what is it – walking through the woods no rumor , no waterand wants to eat you ?
John thoughts and after a while says:
It’s a puzzle .
**
I change slender and pretty blonde for a fat hairy cookbook, because I’m starving.

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5 thoughts on “When John Ask

  1. sakuraandme February 28, 2013 at 05:16 Reply

    Loved it! Hugs, Stefan! …..Paula xxx

  2. lgyslaine February 27, 2013 at 17:22 Reply

    🙂

  3. World of Solitaire February 27, 2013 at 16:55 Reply

    Buna Ştefan,
    Pot vorbi în română?
    Măcar pentru salut şi mulţumiri pentru like şi follow.
    Opera nu reuşesc să ţi-o înţeleg, din motive lingvistice.
    Dar mă bucură mult, atenţia ta.
    Dacă erai Ştefana, poate procedam şi eu, ca isis 🙂
    O seară plăcută.
    Madi şi Onu

  4. isis February 27, 2013 at 16:03 Reply

    Shall I invite you to dinner, dear Stefan? 😀
    I wish you a nice day
    Isis

    • Maxima February 27, 2013 at 16:54 Reply

      “Shall I invite you to dinner, dear Stefan?”
      It would be my pleasure! honor and pleasure to my dear friend. Have nice evening. Maxima with love 🙂

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