photo : © Maxima
What would you do if your wife Attacked by a bear in the woods?
He says: I would not interfere, do not care, I was Attacked, I let up and save!
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Buy me one handsome white brassiere with lace!
The woman says to her husband when they stopped at the shop window.
Come on, what would you do?
Anyway, what you do – you not have to put in it!
And why are we moment ago you buy underwear?
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The bricks were custom tailor to sew his pants, Which he then sewed them only after six months: – God took six days to create the world, and you need six months to make the pants? Master will: – Ah, but look at the world and see the your pants!
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The teacher asks the children to come to life. One child said that he brought the genus, the second that he was Adopted aunt from ACAPULCO … and little Joye, all now, says: – We are broke, my dad make me
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Do you ever feel the need to bathe with soap? -
Reproachfully the doctor on patient
- Feel, Doctor, but I know how to overcome my feelings .
Hey Stefan! This was different and I really enjoyed it! Hugs Paula xxx
This was really clever. Loved the pants one and the doctor at the end!
They are very nice jokes, Stefan!
Thank you for sharing!
Have a wonderful evening!
Sincerely, Stefania!
= )) Hilarious! Amazing jokes, Stefan! = ))