Do You Know What Is The Difference Between Male And Female Legs

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**************************************************************************Do You Know What is the difference between male and female legs
Ask your husband he will tell you that most better

Unbearable !
Asks the policeman pedestrian who was crossing the street in the wrong place

Your name ?
- Peter Nelson !
Year of birth?
- 1966.
Marital status ?
- Unbearable !
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Arsenic
Proportion of women in pharmacy and pharmacist says he wants to buy arsenic.
- What will arsenic, ask the pharmacist.
- I want to kill my husband because I was having an affair with another woman, she answers.
- But madam, I can not sell you arsenic to kill her husband, even if you’re having an affair with another woman, matching apothecary.
A woman out of his pocket to pull out the photo and the photo her husband during intercourse with apothecary a woman
- Oh, I’m sorry ma’am. I did not know you had a prescription.

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My mum a good cook

John came to lunch with friends. After they had eaten, puzzled asked:
- You can not pray before lunch?
A friend said to him:
But my mum a good cook.!
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Bears & Bunny
Bears open the grocery store and the first day he comes and asks bunny him:
- Bear, you have sugar?
Teddy replied no.
He went rabbit five days in a row with the same issue and a teddy bear he angrily retorted:
- Ask me again and I’ll nail you to the wall!
Bunnies come the next day and asks:
- Bear, you have nails?
- No!
- A sugar?

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